A conversation while shopping for Mother's Day presents at Walmart, as relayed by Chad:
Connor: "Whoah, Dad! We should get Rock Band!"
Chad: "Connor, who are we buying for again?"
Chad: "And do you really think Mom is going to play Rock Band?"
Connor: "Ummm, no."
Chad: "We need to think about what Mom would like. What does Mom like?"
Connor: "Well....she likes me. How do I give her me?"
Benen: "I know Connor. I know what you can do. You can wrap yourself in wrapping paper."
Connor: "I can't do that. I'll die. I won't be able to breathe."
Benen: "Welllll, I know. You can poke some holes in it."
A little while later....
Connor: "Mom likes stuff that's soft. I'm gonna look for something soft to get her so she has something soft to sleep with."
Chad: "Think about it Connor. Does Mom really like soft stuff, like stuffed animals? Does she sleep with anything soft right now?"
Connor: "Well she sleeps with you."
I'm interested to see what the boys picked out. I'll be back tomorrow to give the details.