1. You won't have to crawl under the stairs to dig out the tree that somehow got buried under a tarp, a stroller, a cooler and a bag of old clothes.
2. You won't have to clean up shards of glass from an old, burnt out light that fell and shattered during the digging.
3. You won't spend precious time "fluffing" the tree branches till they look just right.
4. You won't stab your hand on the hidden wire poking out of the branches.
5. You won't have to light a pine-scented candle to get that woodsy, Christmas tree smell.
6. When the Christmas season is over, you won't have to flatten all the branches, disassemble the tree, package it, and crawl under the stairs to store it for another year.
